Clark Gregg, everyone's favorite S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, talks about his future in Marvel films ...

Disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker's doomsday survival gear is way overpriced ...

Marc Maron explains how he prevents hotel room suicide ...

Common Cause goes to court to block Republicans' repeated filibuster ...

Jenny McCarthy strips for Playboy again ...

Arby's is really sorry that piece of finger ended up in a sandwich ...

Nick Stahl is still missing ...

Russell Brand on Katy Perry: "I still love her" ...

Your latest terrible first pitch comes from Gary Sinise ...

Conan O'Brien returns to David Letterman's Late Show after 13-year absence to mock Jay Leno ...

Easter egg shows Firefly and Prometheus exist in the same universe ...

MTV recreates The Hollywood Squares game show as Hip Hop Squares ...

Ford Foundation gives The Los Angeles Times $1M grant ...

Stop slutshaming Rihanna ...

Joey Lawrence joins the Chippendales ...

Return of The Boondocks ...

Miranda Lambert is not sorry ...

  74% of Americans, including 67% of Republicans, want Obama administration to end medical marijuana crackdown ...

Safeway employee stops assault on pregnant woman, and gets suspended without pay ...

  Defense lawyers want CIA Torture Chief Jose A. Rodriguez, Jr. to testify at Guantanamo trials ...

  OMG, Jennifer Lopez may be leaving American Idol ...

  Mitt Romney attacks President Obama for failing to cut debt amassed by Bush-Cheney administration ...

Estranged wife of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is found dead ...

  Governor Sam Brownback (R-Kansas) signs legislation allowing pharmacists to refuse to dispense abortion drugs ...

John Waters is hitchhiking to Baltimore ...

  Trayvon Martin case shadowed by police missteps ...

  Celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred is now representing massage therapist in John Travolta sexual assault case ...

  Anyone out there seen Nick Stahl? He's been missing since Monday ...

  Larry Bird is named NBA Executive of the Year ...

  Google revamps search, tries to think more like a person ...

Jessica Alba says Dark Angel's sexiness made her "uncomfortable" ...

  For just $99, Microsoft will try to make Windows work ...

JP Morgan Chase gets tough — will "consider" rescinding bonuses for employees involved in $2B trading loss ...

First of two John Travolta accusers withdraws lawsuit ...

Patents suggest that Google's goggles won't be as creepy or as awesome as some have expected ...

Anne Hathaway sings and it hurts this guy's ears ...

Texas executed the wrong man ...

US Rep Jeff Flake (R-Arizona) wants to tell the National Science Foundation what is and isn't science ...

Scarlett Johansson levels irresponsible tabloid reporters in one fell essay ...

How Yahoo! killed Flickr and lost the internet ...

11% of people think Mitt Romney deserves credit for auto bailout ...

Britney Spears shows bloody, picked fingernails while announcing talent show gig ...

US Rep Joseph R. Pitts (R-Pennsylvania) proposes Middle East peace talks between corpse and vegetable ...

Former International Monetary Fund Managing Director and serially accused perv Dominique Strauss-Kahn sues a woman who's suing him for sexual assault ...

Former Senator John Edwards (D-North Carolina), mistress and daughter may testify in trial ...

Bret Michaels settles lawsuit with the Tony Awards and CBS over that time he got hit in the head on national television ...

The strangest Bob Dylan song you'll hear this week ...

Alleged nephew is charged with trying to extort Stevie Wonder ...

Argentina's new gender rights law: You are who you say you are ...

Brent Spiner plays Spock ...

PBS takes a bite out of Sherlock to squeeze in more ads ...

Kodak had a secret nuclear reactor in upstate New York ...

Mitt Romney's Vice Presidential candidate will be an "incredibly boring white guy", but which incredibly boring white guy? ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt says she gets vajazzled for special occasions ...

To sidestep severance pay, Yahoo! will claim "cause" in ousting CEO Scott Thompson (who may have cancer) ...

Nightmare scenarios if Greece exits the Euro ...

Carrie Underwood on the Bible Belt-ness of country music ...

TSA searched former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger before letting him fly ...

Paul Reubens says the new Pee-wee Herman film could start shooting "any minute" ...

Sarah Hyland of Modern Family reveals she had kidney transplant last month ...

Queen Elizabeth II's underwear is up for auction ...

Republican pollster calls for full reverse on Party's long-time anti-gay agenda ...

Descendants of Civil War hero Robert Smalls are celebrating the ex-slave who 150 years ago this weekend commandeered a Confederate steamship to reach a Union blockade and freedom ...

US Sen. Bill Nelson (R-Florida) volunteered to be waterboarded but the CIA feared it would kill him ...

Stephen King writes a sequel to The Shining ...

Dalai Lama's greatest fear: being eaten by sharks ...

AIDS fight enters new phase with prevention pill — that costs $11,000 - $14,000 per year ...

The Avengers crosses billion-dollar threshold ...

What really happened at JP Morgan Chase, in layman's terms ...

Tampa Bay Buccaneers sign paralyzed Rutgers defensive tackle ...

Amitabh Bachchan pays farmers' debt ...

Physicists say they've teleported entangled photons over a distance of 97 kilometers across a lake in China ...

US House of Representatives moves to end US Census Bureau's extended questionnaire ...

Yahoo! names interim CEO, replacing embattled Scott Thompson ...

Post-Avengers shawarma boom has begun ...

Can we all just agree that the Girl Scouts aren't destroying America? ...

Joss Whedon is the poo-poo coach ...

Morgan Spurlock doesn't like to cook in his awkwardly shaped kitchen ...

Gov. Bill Haslam (R-Tennessee) signs bill to ban discussion of "gateway sexual activity" ...

Gift suggestion: Jeffrey Dahmer earrings ...

Brazilian officials have wacky notion to actually punish Chevron and Transocean for massive oil spill ...

New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman is an enormous mustache ...

Omnicare admits no wrongdoing but will pay $50M to sidestep charges over prescription drugs improperly dispensed at nursing homes ...

AnnaLynne McCord says she's through with Hollywood's perfection requirement, and posts the picture to prove it ...

PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel invests in floating off-shore high-tech community ...

Batman does a weather forecast ...

Beastie Boys return to the Top 20 following MCA's death ...

Why are Roman Catholic Bishop investigating the Girl Scouts? ...

Thomas F. Wilson succinctly tells all about Back to the Future ...

Video shows Governor Scott Walker (R-Wisconsin) outlining "divide and conquer" strategy against unions ...

Jennifer Hudson's former brother-in-law is convicted of murdering her mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew ...

Facebook wants its ads to follow you everywhere ...

Whitney Houston's family is finally ready to move on and exploit her death for a reality show ...

Sacha Baron Cohen doesn't know that you're tired of him ...

Reese Witherspoon and her parents appear in court in bigamy case ...

Mitt Romney, great-grandson of a polygamist, says we should not discard "one man one woman" marriage ...

Zooey Deschanel to play Loretta Lynn in Broadway play of Coal Miner's Daughter ...

General Mills must defend claim that its Fruit Roll-Ups are "made with real fruit" ...